EAPW – Price Hill, OH – 7/9 & 7/10/10

Come out and join us for Wrestle Paul-Ozza – a two night event coming to the Price Hill Rec Center with two big nights of hard hitting action. Both shows are still only one dollar a night. You will see the highly talked about deal or no deal ladder match with EAPW Champion Jordan Lachey, Thug Nerd, The Dynasty Members; The Regulator, Bull Newlun, and newest Dynasty member Marcus ‘Iron Man’ Anthony .
Also, you will see the first ever Paul Berk Memorial Cup- a two night tournament. As well as a tag match on the first night between The Dynasty’s Regulator and marcus anthony VS. Iceberg and the Phoenix. More matches to come!
Price Hill Rec Center
959 Hawthorne Avenue
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Results – EAPW in Price Hill, OH – 5/08/10

Tensions flew high in Cincinnati, Ohio when Elite All Pro Wrestling invaded The Price Hill Community Center. The night saw the return of The EAPW CEO Dave Robinson who laid down the law by making rulings on several matches that rocked the very foundations of the show.

Kicking the action off for the evening was Ricochet who was pitted against the 452 pound “Fat Man” Rob Hudson. But the gigantic size of Hudson wasn’t enough to keep Ricochet from taking home the win in a record breaking 32 seconds!

Next on the card was Iceberg who teamed up with the very energetic “Lightning” Tim Lutz to take on the defending EAPW Tag Team Champions Phantom and Malice from The Army Of Darkness. The match up was a close one until Lutz attempted an unsuccessful high risk maneuver off the top onto Malice who was able to roll out of the way just in the nick of time causing Lutz to eat the mat and in turn costing him and Iceberg the match as well.

As the show progressed Dave Robinson made his way out to the ring and informed the near capacity crowd that he would be treating them to a special roast on EAPW’s token bad boy The Regulator. After Robinson called the disgruntled Regulator out, the two exchanged words both accusing each other of using bad politics to screw over the careers of various wrestlers backstage. The roast was soon interrupted by the very endowed Price Hill native Marcus Anthony. Anthony who has been training at The EAPW school Gladiators in recent weeks had heard enough of Regulators mouth and came out to confront him. But just as it appeared as if Anthony was about to rock Regulators jaw the Canadian cowboy quickly stopped him by reminding Anthony that he was still in training and by even laying a finger on a member of the active EAPW roster he would be risking a one year suspension from the sport of wrestling. This of course didn’t prevent Regulator from slapping Anthony more than once to try and get him heated. However the two were able to reach a compromise with Robinson’s blessing. If Anthony can complete his training by the next EAPW event at the Price Hill Community Center on Saturday, May 5, 2010 then Regulator would agree to face Anthony in a one on one bout. Robinson reminded Anthony that it wouldn’t be easy to complete three months worth of conditioning within four weeks but none the less Anthony still wanted his shot to be able to shut Regulator’s trap once and for all. Regulator had been tormenting Anthony for a number of weeks trying to get him to lose his cool before he could be graduated from the Gladiators school.

Then it was time for recently crowned EAPW Queen City Champion Thug Nerd to defend his title against The Canadian Destroyer Bull Newlun. The two big men fought an intense battle but in the end Thug Nerd reigned victorious and retained his belt after executing the Erkel Driver on Newlun. After the match Newlun showed the crowd that he would not be made a fool of so easily by attacking Thug Nerd. As Newlun delivered a severe punishment to the Queen City Champion, out comes Jordan Lachey to the rescue! This of course didn’t go over very well with Thug Nerd who felt that he could have handled the situation on his own. Now the spectators were witnessing all three men battling it out with one another. This warranted Dave Robinson to come out and make a ruling. Since the three men had trouble getting along Robinson ordered that a “Chances Are” triple threat title for title match take place on May 5. If Thug Nerd can pin Lachey then he will become not only the reigning Queen City Champion but the EAPW Heavyweight champion as well. And likewise for Lachey. However if Newlun gets the win then he will take home the title of whichever champion he defeats.

Following was Regulator against Panther who was accompanied to the ring by Diamond. Regulator dominated much of the bout until he unleashed a rage from within Panther like none other by grabbing Diamond by the hair of her head. But most of Panther’s steam ran out when he tried to execute a frog splash off the top rope which didn’t connect. In the end it was Regulator who came out on top with the win. After the match Regulator added insult to injury by continuing a severe beat down on Panther and grabbing the mic to tell the crowd as well as Marcus Anthony that The Canadian Cowboy can’t be stopped.

Then it was on to the main event with Jordan Lachey facing off with Ghostrider from The Army Of Darkness. Despite Ghostrider having his AOD associates lingering around ringside like a pack of wolves, they still proved to be unsuccessful to keep Lachey from getting the win. After the match ended Bull Newlun and Thug Nerd made their way out to the ring provoking an all out war to be unleashed. A very irritated Dave Robinson was compelled come out in order to try and stop the chaos to little avail. Robinson finally told the three wrestlers that if they couldn’t maintain some self control then he would cancel the “Chances Are” match that is scheduled to take place June 5.

Results – EAPW in Price Hill, OH – 10/31/09

The Price Hill Community Center was jam packed with spectators dressed in costumes and ready for some special EAPW Halloween action!

Just as the show opened members of The Dynasty, Regulator and The Canadian Destroyer Bull Newlun came out to ringside to taunt the capacity audience and give Spoon along with his partner for the night Jordan Lachey one last chance to forfeit their main event tag team match for the evening. The two men who were jacked and ready to deliver a beat down to The Dynasty declined the offer.

Phantom w/ Natasha Rivers & Malice defeated MMA Mathew “The Machine” Alexander

Malice w/ Natasha Rivers defeated Dan Hansen
Just as Malice had the referee distracted Rivers snuck into the ring and struck Hansen from behind with Malice’s kendo stick costing Hansen the match

Miley O’Riley defeated Ryan O’Bryan

Texas Bull Rope Match
The Royal Battler defeated Big D

Main Event Tag Team Match
Spoon & Jordan Lachey defeated Regulator & Bull Newlun

After the match ended The Dynasty handcuffed Spoon to one of the corners of the ring and proceed to attack Lachey. Thug Nerd then came to ringside to put an end to the nonsense by trying to rationalize with Newlun and Regulator by talking to them. The two men wanted to hear nothing of it forcing Thug Nerd to have to throw them out of the ring. The Wrestling Czar Dave Robinson then got into the ring and set up two matches for the upcoming 11/28/09 show in Price Hill. Bull Newlun will be taking on Thug Nerd and Regulator will face Lachey with Spoon being appointed special referee over both bouts. A stipulation was also added to the match ups. If Newlun and Regulator win their matches then ticket prices will be raised to $50 per person at the door at following shows at The Price Hill Community Center. But if Lachey and Thug Nerd win, The Dynasty will be forced to crawl out of the building on their hands and knees like dogs in front of the whole crowd.

The EAPW travels to Laurel, Indiana Saturday November 14, 2009

Results – EAPW in Mason, OH – 10/24/09

Regulator defeated MMA. After the match ended Regulator added insult to injury by continuing a beating on MMA until the veteran Gator Henry decided to put a stop to it by coming out of the crowd and into the ring to deliver a beating of his own to The Regulator

Big D defeated Malice w/ Natasha Rivers

Pride Championship
Ryan O’Bryan defeated Miley O’Riley to retain the title. After O’Bryan’s victory Regulator comes out of nowhere and slides into the ring to attack the Pride Champion from behind. Regulator issues a challenge to O’Bryan.

Phantom w/ Natasha Rivers defeated Dan Hansen

EAPW Heavyweight Championship
The Canadian Destroyer Bull Newlun defeated Jordan Lachey to retain the championship.

Over The Top Rope Challenge
Winner: Royal Battler

Results – EAPW in Franklin, OH – 10/10/09

Phantom w/ Natasha rivers defeated Big D by pinfall

EAPW Pride Championship
Ryan O’Bryan defeated Miley O’Riley by pinfall to retain the title

EAPW Heavyweight Championship
The Canadian Destroyer Bull Newlun defeated Jordan Lachey to retain the title

Natasha Rivers ran out to ringside, grabbed the EAPW Heavyweight belt, and threw it to Bull Newlun who attacked Lachey with it while the referee was knocked unconscious.

Over The Top Rope Challenge
Just as the show was about to come to a close, The Royal Battler came out to the ring and issued an Over The Top Rope Challenge to the entire EAPW roster in attendance after he claimed his opponent for the night did not show up.

The Battler came out victorious by eliminating MMA fighter Mathew “Pain” Phillips who was the last remaining challenger in the ring.