Results – XCW: New Years Nightmare – 1/10/09

The New Year Kicked Of In A Big Way, The Return Of A Former Warsaw Arena Wrestler, Debuts Of Some New Promising Superstars To The XCW Roster, And A New XCW Commissioner. Were Among The Hot Action On This Cold January Night. As The Fans Settled Down It Was Certain XCW Was The Hottest Ticket.

To Start The Year Off In A Big Way We Saw, A Huge Match, Between “The Live Wire” Aaron Gunn, And “The German Giant”, “The Swastika Sergeant”, Berlin. Aaron Relied On His Speed And Technique To Keep Berlin Off Guard, But Berlin’s Sheer Size Caught Up To Aaron. As Gunn Attempted To Deliver What Would Have Been A Knockout Superplex But Berlin Countered In A Big Way, Chokeslamming Aaron From The Top Rope To The Center Of The Ring, This Allowed Berlin To Pick Up The Victory, Eins, Zwei, Drei. (1, 2, 3)

As The XCW Security Attended To Aaron Gunn, The Fans Were Introduced To The 1st Of Many Surprises To For The Night. The XCW Committee Has Been Acting The Last Several Months With Out A Figure Head. Now They Have One, The Committee Has A New Commissioner Biff Douglas. Biff Delivered One Riveting Speech, That Made His Intentions Clear, As The Committee Has Given Him The Reigns, The Wants To Get Everything To Be Under Control. He Doesn’t Want People Sneaking Around, Attacking Others. The Fans Responded With A Warm Welcome To The New Commissioner.

As The Night Of Surprises Continued, The Fans Were Treated To A Little Nostalgia, As They Saw The Return Of Ike Jones To The Warsaw Arena. His Opponent Was Another One Making His Debut In The Warsaw Arena, “The Saturday Night Franchise” Daemon Danels. As The Match Ensued It Was A Stare Down, Between The Younger, Stronger, And Bigger Daemon Verses The More Experienced Ike Jones. As It Danels Looked Like He Was Tossing Ike Around Like A Rag Doll, Hitting Ike With Suplex After Suplex, When Ike Was Able To Counter Daemon Hitting Danels With A Huge Elbow Right To The Jaw, Then Another, And Another. Jones Using His Experience To Hold Danels At Bay. The Match Was Fully Under Ike’s Control, When Daemon’s Size Caught Up, Reversing And Send Ike Into The Turnbuckle. Danels Charged Full-Steam Toward Jones Leaping From The Center Of The Ring He Delivered An Explosive Spear To Ike In The Turnbuckle. As Daemon Looked To End The Match Ike’s Experience Paid Off As He Moved Out Of The Way Of Danels Charge And School Boyed Danels Pinning Daemon With His Feet On The Ropes. Unfortunately The Ref Didn’t See His Feet And Counted The Fall.

The Next Match Was An Ugly One As Two Of The Most Disliked And Biggest Ego’s In Pro Wrestling Collided As, “The Moscow Mouth”, “The Soviet Shooter” Nikita Allanov, Took On Tommy Blaze. The Fans Were Busy As The Duo Continued To Harass The Fans In Attendance. As Thing Heated Up Between The Fans And The Two The Building Was Shaking To Its Foundation. As The Match Finally Got Underway, It Wasn’t Long Before Tommy Fell Back Into The Crowds Ravenous Insults, When He Turned Around He Met Nikita’s Decapitating “Russian Sickle.”

The Fans Were Allowed To Cool Off As Intermission Was Underway. Fans Were Getting Pictures With Favorite XCW Superstars, Getting Cold Beverage, And Hot Pretzels With Cheese. As The Surprises Kept Coming, As The XCW Ring Announcer Artie Kidwell Was Up To His Old Tricks, His Magic Tricks, As “The Magic Man” Performed A Little Prestidigitation For The Crowd. There Was A Birthday Boy In Attendance, And His Special Gift Was The Paper The Artie Pulled Out Of Thin Air. Shocked By What Conspired The Boy Was Speechless.

As The Action Returned To The Ring, Avalanche Was Calling Out “The Bulldog” Garf Redman, On His Recent Discriminations, Between Garf, Avalanche & Dangerous Daemon Kass “DDK”. In A Brutal Match, Avalanche Looked To Snow Ball Garf, But The Enraged Bulldog, Fought Back, With The Fight Drawling Out. Garf Looked To End Not Just The Match, But Avalanche As Well, As He Grabbed A Steel Chair And Looked To Imprint It On Avalanches Face, When He Missed, Striking The Top Turnbuckle. The Chair Bounced Back In Garf’s Face Knocking Redman Out Cold. As Garf Stood Out On His Feet Avalanche Grabbed Garf And Delivered A Devastating Avalanche Driver. Planting Garf In The Match And Allowing Avalanche To Pick Up The Victory.

One Of The New Commissioner’s Act He Created The First Every XCW Tag Team Championships. And The Four Teams To Fight For The New Belts Were Among The Who’s Who Of Tag Teams, And A New Tag Team To XCW. The Four Teams Competed In A Fatal Four Way Elimination Match For The Titles. As A New Tag Team Duo Of “Awesome” Dewey Brown, And “The Misfit” Kevin Moore A.K.A. Dew Moore, Faced New Comers “The Dark Empire” Evan Steele And L-Ray. The Match Also Included XCW Fan Favorites The Wylde Brothers, And The Rough And Tough Ruffen Boys Flap Jack And “Showboat” Brian Cash. The Four Teams Fought Valiantly When The Action Spilled Outside The Ring And Several Wrestlers Went Flying From The Ring To The Floor Below. As The Wylde Brothers, The Dark Empire, And Dew Moore Battled Outside The More Experienced Tag Team Of The Ruffen Boys Stayed Out Of The Frey. Kevin Moore Picked Up The First Fall As He Hit A Misfit Drop On Tim Wylde. With The First Team Being Eliminated, The Ruffen Boys Made Their Move And Used The Power And Sheer Girth To Destroy The Lighter And Small Evan And L-Ray. Down To The Last To The Surprise Team Of Dewey And Moore And The Seasoned Flap Jack And Showboat. Yet The Inexperience Caught Up To Kevin As He Was Laid Out By Flap Jack’s Lucky Horseshoe. Allowing Flap Jack To Pick Up The Victory And The XCW Tag Team Titles. Not Content With Their New Belts, They Continued To Assault The Dewey, Choking Him Out With The Chair From The Horseshoe Flap Jack Wears. Once The Grew Tired Of The Attack They Discarded “Dew Moore” And Turned To Receiving Their New Titles. After The New Commissioner Presented The Dynamic Duo With Their Gold They Shoved Biff Down To The Mat, Definitely Not The Way That Douglas Had Intended The Presentation To Go.

Moving From The Beast, To The Beauties Of XCW The Vixxen’s Of XCW Were In Action As The Championship Committee Had Finally Found A Partner For “Hardcore” Heather Owens. As Heather Faced The Voluptuous Cameron Starr. In A One On Won Single Fight That Was Certainly Making The Audience Drool In Admiration Of The Two Ladies In The Ring. In The Closing Minute Of This Excellent Match Cameron Hit A Northern Lights Suplex And Bridging It Into A 2 Count. Having Seen Enough A Member Of The XCW Crew That Had Been Insulted At The Last Show (Click Here To See What Happened). As The Staff Member Made Her Way To Ring Side, Heather Attempted To Slap Her, As She Moved Heather Missed. Distracted Heather Had Allowed Starr To Sneak Up Behind Her And Was Thrown Over Cameron’s Head As She Hit Owens With A German Suplex That Picked Up The Win.

From All The Right Curves, To All The Right Moves With Our Last Match The Fans Were Treated To Another New Superstar, As “Mr. Reality Check”, Big Jim Hutchinson Faced, “The Human Dance Machine”, DJ Tom Sharp. It Was Certain That Tom Wasn’t A 100% From All The Attacks He’s Suffered At The Hand Of The XCW Champion, “The Other Dark Meat” Gotti. Luckily For The DJ Gotti Was Given The Night Off Due To His Prior Discretions. The Match Went Back And Forth As Tom And Big Jim Battled All The Way Around The Ring, From Rope To Rope And From Turnbuckle To Turnbuckle. It Came Down To The Superstar That Was To Make The Last Mistake, And Not Being One To Disappoint His Fans, DJ Tom Sharp Snatched Victory From The Jaws Of Defeat. With Big Jim Looking To Land A Huge Splash On Tom In The Corner Tom Was Able To Counter When He Hit A Super Sunset Flip From The Top Rope On The Big Man Allowing Hit To Pin Big Jim Hutchinson.

(Editor’s Note: Please excuse the capitalization of every word and the punctuation in this post. This article was copied, as-is, directly from XCW’s MySpace bulletin.)